The home stretch football picks

Of course we had to spew our opinions on Urban Meyer. We don’t care if you’re tired of the whole thing. We have an opinion, a radio show, and a blog. Almost ESPN, right?
Ahem…
Also, Big Mike calls MTV’s Jersey Shore “incredibly wonderful” and reveals he fist-pumps his way through every episode. TMI.
NCAA:
T-Love’s picks, sent last [...]

“Lick it, stick it, and send it on its way”

Dear Readers, this is how you tell the difference between winners and losers: Losers place bets because they need the action. Winners know they win because of Game Selection. Successful poker players look for games and players where they have an edge over the majority of the table. Successful sports bettors pick the games where they have an informed opinion that gives them an edge. Recognizing when you no longer possess an edge and stepping away is a sign of maturity.

All over college and pro football like stripper dust on a fat man!

T-Love showed!

He took a break from his service as a white slave, long enough to make a few picks for us. Good stuff, good stuff…

You gotta play through the whistle

“I know I haven’t been to church in a while but I remember in my 20’s I wasn’t walking in there carrying a rape whistle”.

NFL Week 14: No bandwagons here

Listen to the radio show here:
So, we got in the obligatory jokes about Lois Feldman, the MILF that had sex with a random 26 year old dude in the men’s room during a Minnesota-Iowa football game.
It’s law, we had to do it.
Then we moved on to my new favorite word: Plaxident – when you have an accident doing something incredibly stupid.

On to the NFL:

Vinnie, Kelly Leak, Joey Porter, and Beaners: Quite a show!

Big Mike started the night off with a Bad News Bears reference. I think it went over T-Love’s head, since he wasn’t even born when that movie came out.

Child.

Then we learned how to get a drivers’ license in Colorado. Can’t say Football-Pickers.com doesn’t provide a public service now, can ya?

Big Mike brought us back to football with his mid-season awards:

Tonight’s radio show: Giddy for Gators

T-Love opened the show a self-satisfying story of giving a Georgia fan the gator chomp on a Denver highway this week.

Then Big Mike gave a blow job to report on Brady Quinn. Big Mike loves him some Mighty Quinn.

Then it turned into Jay Cutler slam hour. I said it on-air and now in print: You can’t fix douche.

Tonight’s radio show: Chock full of chewy football goodness

Tonight’s show started with a short homage to Samurai Mike, and a report that he dropped trou’ at halftime to make the point to the Niners that they got their asses kicked.

Samurai Mike ain’t asking too much is he? All he wants is for the 49ers to stop’em cold. Part of the defense, big and bold. Start jammin’ for quite a while, doin’ what’s right and settin’ the style.

Come on, give ‘em a chance, they’ll rock you good, nobody messin’ in the Niners neighborhood. Mike didn’t come here lookin’ for trouble, He just came to do The Super Bowl Shuffle.

Ahem.

Phoning it in – the Football-Pickers.com Radio Show

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You may have already guessed that T-Love and Big Mike are not just football fans, they are sports fans. Tonight, we suffered through some gloating over the Tampa Bay Rays dominance of all Sox that are Red before moving on to football.

In the fantasy football segment of the show we discussed the shock that was the Tampa Bay – Carolina game last week,

Football-Pickers.com Radio Show: You want the beef?

This show was chock-full of beef! A bunch of games were covered this week, so let’s get to it:

T-Love and Big Mike had some interesting analysis of last week’s game, covering Florida – Ole Miss, FSU – Colorado, Alabama – Georgia, and USC – Oregon. Good stuff, insightful. And Big Mike sorta ate his words about Nick Saban. Sorta.