Ray-Ray vs. Va-Jay-Jay

Big Mike went 4-for-6 last week. Stats for the season are going to be compiled in the next week or two. If they show what I think they’re gonna show, you m-f-ers are gonna have to start paying for this stuff!
Big Mike’s Jackass of the Week: Tyrone Hartsfield, sentenced to life in prison this week. [...]

It’s not a numbers game, it’s a playas game, Crackah!

Fricking Tide Fans. You don’t hear from them all year, then they want to call and text when they finally beat our Gators. Lame. Big Mike’s household counted 72 text messages from Tide fans. Y’all need to remember what Coach Bryant said: Act like you’ve been there before.
As for Tiger Woods, the best commentary takes [...]

“Lick it, stick it, and send it on its way”

Dear Readers, this is how you tell the difference between winners and losers: Losers place bets because they need the action. Winners know they win because of Game Selection. Successful poker players look for games and players where they have an edge over the majority of the table. Successful sports bettors pick the games where they have an informed opinion that gives them an edge. Recognizing when you no longer possess an edge and stepping away is a sign of maturity.

You gotta play through the whistle

“I know I haven’t been to church in a while but I remember in my 20’s I wasn’t walking in there carrying a rape whistle”.

Even Kanye West couldn’t stop this show!

T-Love is BACK,  and Big Mike went 75% last week on his NFL picks. All is well in our world.
First, the guys threw down the gauntlet to the Broncos: Chris Simms should be the starter in Denver. Then they expressed their disgust for the Tampa Defense, and advised the fantasy owners that have Cadillac Williams [...]

NFL Week 16: Football-Pickers.com likes Stylez

We had a special guest gambler, Big Mike’s high-roller buddy, Moe, on the show tonight. I think we all agreed Moe was an awesome addition to the show.

The boys kept the chit-chat to a minimum this week and got right into the picks:

NFL

Baltimore vs. Dallas (-4)
T-Love took the Ravens and the 4 points.
Moe agreed.
Big Mike agreed.

New Orleans vs. Detroit (+7)
T-Love goes with the Lions and the points.
Moe liked the over (50.5).
Big Mike took the over and the Saints to cover.

Then everyone agreed that Gruden’s defensive coordinator replacement for Monte Kiffin would be more about Gruden’s ego than the best man for the job.

NFL Week 15: Buffalo chicks are easy

Is T.O. jealous of the man-love between Romo and Whitten? Inquiring minds want to know.
What the hell else were we going to talk about with no college games this weekend?
On to the picks…

NFL
Tampa Bay vs. Atlanta (-3)
T-Love likes Tampa and the points.
Big Mike agrees.
Tennessee vs. Houston (+3.5)
Big Mike takes the Titans and gives up the [...]

NFL Week 14: No bandwagons here

Listen to the radio show here:
So, we got in the obligatory jokes about Lois Feldman, the MILF that had sex with a random 26 year old dude in the men’s room during a Minnesota-Iowa football game.
It’s law, we had to do it.
Then we moved on to my new favorite word: Plaxident – when you have an accident doing something incredibly stupid.

On to the NFL:

Vinnie, Kelly Leak, Joey Porter, and Beaners: Quite a show!

Big Mike started the night off with a Bad News Bears reference. I think it went over T-Love’s head, since he wasn’t even born when that movie came out.

Child.

Then we learned how to get a drivers’ license in Colorado. Can’t say Football-Pickers.com doesn’t provide a public service now, can ya?

Big Mike brought us back to football with his mid-season awards:

Tonight’s radio show: Giddy for Gators

T-Love opened the show a self-satisfying story of giving a Georgia fan the gator chomp on a Denver highway this week.

Then Big Mike gave a blow job to report on Brady Quinn. Big Mike loves him some Mighty Quinn.

Then it turned into Jay Cutler slam hour. I said it on-air and now in print: You can’t fix douche.