Ray-Ray vs. Va-Jay-Jay

Big Mike went 4-for-6 last week. Stats for the season are going to be compiled in the next week or two. If they show what I think they’re gonna show, you m-f-ers are gonna have to start paying for this stuff!
Big Mike’s Jackass of the Week: Tyrone Hartsfield, sentenced to life in prison this week. [...]

Betting on football is like shooting yourself in the testicles

No time for a proper dose of nonsensical, irrelevant, and unfunny humor attempts – straight to the picks (but listen the show, cuz it was funny as usual, including callers wanting to discuss BYU basketball (WTF?) and the Ohio State – Michigan game)!

NFL:
San Diego Chargers vs. Denver Broncos (+3): The line went away right before [...]

Larry Johnson should have said “Cocksucker”

Larry Johnson needs to grow up and use big-boy’s bad words. “Fag” is so 16-year-old. If he’d just called everyone “cocksucker”, he’d have a Reebok commercial instead of a 2-week suspension.

How da hell can I make my teammates better by practice?

Big Mike went 6 for 8 last week, including the lingerie game. Red-hot, baby, red-hot.

This is a legitimate and valid show (Kick his sister in the chin)

What a great show – tons of callers from all over the hemisphere. Football-pickers.com is blowing up, going worldwide, baby!
T-Love updated us on his gradual conversion to African-Americanism, and the prejudice he is beginning to experience. Then we had our first caller, and the conversation veered into a discussion of the Central Florida strip clubs. [...]

All over college and pro football like stripper dust on a fat man!

T-Love showed!

He took a break from his service as a white slave, long enough to make a few picks for us. Good stuff, good stuff…

Even Kanye West couldn’t stop this show!

T-Love is BACK,  and Big Mike went 75% last week on his NFL picks. All is well in our world.
First, the guys threw down the gauntlet to the Broncos: Chris Simms should be the starter in Denver. Then they expressed their disgust for the Tampa Defense, and advised the fantasy owners that have Cadillac Williams [...]

You got to hold your football like you hold your lover…

Awesome show last night, even though we labored with the loss of T-Love for the evening. He had something better to do. I think he called it a “job”. Where’s the priorities, man!?!?!?
Regardless, we professed our appreciation for the FSU-Miami game last Monday, then jumped right in:
NCAA:
Colorado at Toledo (+4): Big Mike takes Toledo. Colorado [...]

NFL Week 16: Football-Pickers.com likes Stylez

We had a special guest gambler, Big Mike’s high-roller buddy, Moe, on the show tonight. I think we all agreed Moe was an awesome addition to the show.

The boys kept the chit-chat to a minimum this week and got right into the picks:

NFL

Baltimore vs. Dallas (-4)
T-Love took the Ravens and the 4 points.
Moe agreed.
Big Mike agreed.

New Orleans vs. Detroit (+7)
T-Love goes with the Lions and the points.
Moe liked the over (50.5).
Big Mike took the over and the Saints to cover.

Then everyone agreed that Gruden’s defensive coordinator replacement for Monte Kiffin would be more about Gruden’s ego than the best man for the job.

NFL Week 15: Buffalo chicks are easy

Is T.O. jealous of the man-love between Romo and Whitten? Inquiring minds want to know.
What the hell else were we going to talk about with no college games this weekend?
On to the picks…

NFL
Tampa Bay vs. Atlanta (-3)
T-Love likes Tampa and the points.
Big Mike agrees.
Tennessee vs. Houston (+3.5)
Big Mike takes the Titans and gives up the [...]