The picks are coming, the picks are coming!!

T-Love emailed his picks because he was late to the show. I’ll get the rest of the show notes up shortly, as soon as I finish my preparations for the SEC Championship game!
West Va in a pick em
Cinci +2
UCONN -7.5
Georgia Tech -1
Update:
Tiger jokes abounded! Tiger ain’t no Derek Jeter, that’s for sure…
But, Mike’s Jackass of [...]

Betting on football is like shooting yourself in the testicles

No time for a proper dose of nonsensical, irrelevant, and unfunny humor attempts – straight to the picks (but listen the show, cuz it was funny as usual, including callers wanting to discuss BYU basketball (WTF?) and the Ohio State – Michigan game)!

NFL:
San Diego Chargers vs. Denver Broncos (+3): The line went away right before [...]

“Lick it, stick it, and send it on its way”

Dear Readers, this is how you tell the difference between winners and losers: Losers place bets because they need the action. Winners know they win because of Game Selection. Successful poker players look for games and players where they have an edge over the majority of the table. Successful sports bettors pick the games where they have an informed opinion that gives them an edge. Recognizing when you no longer possess an edge and stepping away is a sign of maturity.

Larry Johnson should have said “Cocksucker”

Larry Johnson needs to grow up and use big-boy’s bad words. “Fag” is so 16-year-old. If he’d just called everyone “cocksucker”, he’d have a Reebok commercial instead of a 2-week suspension.

Living with our picks

Tempting fate, we went out on a limb and pointed out some solid performances the last few weeks, and how we post our picks online and how you can go back and verify our picks in the show archives anytime you want, whereas the talk show weenies do not. Expect us to go 0-11 this [...]

All over college and pro football like stripper dust on a fat man!

T-Love showed!

He took a break from his service as a white slave, long enough to make a few picks for us. Good stuff, good stuff…

Even Kanye West couldn’t stop this show!

T-Love is BACK,  and Big Mike went 75% last week on his NFL picks. All is well in our world.
First, the guys threw down the gauntlet to the Broncos: Chris Simms should be the starter in Denver. Then they expressed their disgust for the Tampa Defense, and advised the fantasy owners that have Cadillac Williams [...]

NFL Week 16: Football-Pickers.com likes Stylez

We had a special guest gambler, Big Mike’s high-roller buddy, Moe, on the show tonight. I think we all agreed Moe was an awesome addition to the show.

The boys kept the chit-chat to a minimum this week and got right into the picks:

NFL

Baltimore vs. Dallas (-4)
T-Love took the Ravens and the 4 points.
Moe agreed.
Big Mike agreed.

New Orleans vs. Detroit (+7)
T-Love goes with the Lions and the points.
Moe liked the over (50.5).
Big Mike took the over and the Saints to cover.

Then everyone agreed that Gruden’s defensive coordinator replacement for Monte Kiffin would be more about Gruden’s ego than the best man for the job.

NFL Week 14: No bandwagons here

Listen to the radio show here:
So, we got in the obligatory jokes about Lois Feldman, the MILF that had sex with a random 26 year old dude in the men’s room during a Minnesota-Iowa football game.
It’s law, we had to do it.
Then we moved on to my new favorite word: Plaxident – when you have an accident doing something incredibly stupid.

On to the NFL:

Vinnie, Kelly Leak, Joey Porter, and Beaners: Quite a show!

Big Mike started the night off with a Bad News Bears reference. I think it went over T-Love’s head, since he wasn’t even born when that movie came out.

Child.

Then we learned how to get a drivers’ license in Colorado. Can’t say Football-Pickers.com doesn’t provide a public service now, can ya?

Big Mike brought us back to football with his mid-season awards: