“Lick it, stick it, and send it on its way”

Dear Readers, this is how you tell the difference between winners and losers: Losers place bets because they need the action. Winners know they win because of Game Selection. Successful poker players look for games and players where they have an edge over the majority of the table. Successful sports bettors pick the games where they have an informed opinion that gives them an edge. Recognizing when you no longer possess an edge and stepping away is a sign of maturity.

Living with our picks

Tempting fate, we went out on a limb and pointed out some solid performances the last few weeks, and how we post our picks online and how you can go back and verify our picks in the show archives anytime you want, whereas the talk show weenies do not. Expect us to go 0-11 this [...]

This is a legitimate and valid show (Kick his sister in the chin)

What a great show – tons of callers from all over the hemisphere. Football-pickers.com is blowing up, going worldwide, baby!
T-Love updated us on his gradual conversion to African-Americanism, and the prejudice he is beginning to experience. Then we had our first caller, and the conversation veered into a discussion of the Central Florida strip clubs. [...]

All over college and pro football like stripper dust on a fat man!

T-Love showed!

He took a break from his service as a white slave, long enough to make a few picks for us. Good stuff, good stuff…

You gotta play through the whistle

“I know I haven’t been to church in a while but I remember in my 20’s I wasn’t walking in there carrying a rape whistle”.

Even Kanye West couldn’t stop this show!

T-Love is BACK,  and Big Mike went 75% last week on his NFL picks. All is well in our world.
First, the guys threw down the gauntlet to the Broncos: Chris Simms should be the starter in Denver. Then they expressed their disgust for the Tampa Defense, and advised the fantasy owners that have Cadillac Williams [...]

All the college and pro football games fit to pick

I got to brag a little about my recent fantasy performance on this show. After an 0-3 and 1-4 start, my team now sits at 6-5 and I am in the playoff bracket with 2 weeks to go.

Knock on wood for me, y’all.

We got to work Samurai Mike’s trou’-droppin’ into the conversation. Again. We’re gonna ride that horse till it drops.

The guys advised me to play Romo over Manning because Romo is playing the 49ers. Not sure I’m going to take that advice. But Romo still has a splint on his finger, so I may not take that advice.

Vinnie, Kelly Leak, Joey Porter, and Beaners: Quite a show!

Big Mike started the night off with a Bad News Bears reference. I think it went over T-Love’s head, since he wasn’t even born when that movie came out.

Child.

Then we learned how to get a drivers’ license in Colorado. Can’t say Football-Pickers.com doesn’t provide a public service now, can ya?

Big Mike brought us back to football with his mid-season awards:

Tonight’s radio show: Giddy for Gators

T-Love opened the show a self-satisfying story of giving a Georgia fan the gator chomp on a Denver highway this week.

Then Big Mike gave a blow job to report on Brady Quinn. Big Mike loves him some Mighty Quinn.

Then it turned into Jay Cutler slam hour. I said it on-air and now in print: You can’t fix douche.

Tonight’s radio show: Chock full of chewy football goodness

Tonight’s show started with a short homage to Samurai Mike, and a report that he dropped trou’ at halftime to make the point to the Niners that they got their asses kicked.

Samurai Mike ain’t asking too much is he? All he wants is for the 49ers to stop’em cold. Part of the defense, big and bold. Start jammin’ for quite a while, doin’ what’s right and settin’ the style.

Come on, give ‘em a chance, they’ll rock you good, nobody messin’ in the Niners neighborhood. Mike didn’t come here lookin’ for trouble, He just came to do The Super Bowl Shuffle.

Ahem.