Ray-Ray vs. Va-Jay-Jay

Big Mike went 4-for-6 last week. Stats for the season are going to be compiled in the next week or two. If they show what I think they’re gonna show, you m-f-ers are gonna have to start paying for this stuff!
Big Mike’s Jackass of the Week: Tyrone Hartsfield, sentenced to life in prison this week. [...]

“Lick it, stick it, and send it on its way”

Dear Readers, this is how you tell the difference between winners and losers: Losers place bets because they need the action. Winners know they win because of Game Selection. Successful poker players look for games and players where they have an edge over the majority of the table. Successful sports bettors pick the games where they have an informed opinion that gives them an edge. Recognizing when you no longer possess an edge and stepping away is a sign of maturity.

Larry Johnson should have said “Cocksucker”

Larry Johnson needs to grow up and use big-boy’s bad words. “Fag” is so 16-year-old. If he’d just called everyone “cocksucker”, he’d have a Reebok commercial instead of a 2-week suspension.

Even Kanye West couldn’t stop this show!

T-Love is BACK,  and Big Mike went 75% last week on his NFL picks. All is well in our world.
First, the guys threw down the gauntlet to the Broncos: Chris Simms should be the starter in Denver. Then they expressed their disgust for the Tampa Defense, and advised the fantasy owners that have Cadillac Williams [...]

NFL Week 15: Buffalo chicks are easy

Is T.O. jealous of the man-love between Romo and Whitten? Inquiring minds want to know.
What the hell else were we going to talk about with no college games this weekend?
On to the picks…

NFL
Tampa Bay vs. Atlanta (-3)
T-Love likes Tampa and the points.
Big Mike agrees.
Tennessee vs. Houston (+3.5)
Big Mike takes the Titans and gives up the [...]

NFL Week 14: No bandwagons here

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So, we got in the obligatory jokes about Lois Feldman, the MILF that had sex with a random 26 year old dude in the men’s room during a Minnesota-Iowa football game.
It’s law, we had to do it.
Then we moved on to my new favorite word: Plaxident – when you have an accident doing something incredibly stupid.

On to the NFL:

All the college and pro football games fit to pick

I got to brag a little about my recent fantasy performance on this show. After an 0-3 and 1-4 start, my team now sits at 6-5 and I am in the playoff bracket with 2 weeks to go.

Knock on wood for me, y’all.

We got to work Samurai Mike’s trou’-droppin’ into the conversation. Again. We’re gonna ride that horse till it drops.

The guys advised me to play Romo over Manning because Romo is playing the 49ers. Not sure I’m going to take that advice. But Romo still has a splint on his finger, so I may not take that advice.

Vinnie, Kelly Leak, Joey Porter, and Beaners: Quite a show!

Big Mike started the night off with a Bad News Bears reference. I think it went over T-Love’s head, since he wasn’t even born when that movie came out.

Child.

Then we learned how to get a drivers’ license in Colorado. Can’t say Football-Pickers.com doesn’t provide a public service now, can ya?

Big Mike brought us back to football with his mid-season awards:

Tonight’s radio show: Giddy for Gators

T-Love opened the show a self-satisfying story of giving a Georgia fan the gator chomp on a Denver highway this week.

Then Big Mike gave a blow job to report on Brady Quinn. Big Mike loves him some Mighty Quinn.

Then it turned into Jay Cutler slam hour. I said it on-air and now in print: You can’t fix douche.

Another Football-Pickers.com Radio Show Destined for the Internet Radio Hall of Fame

All right! Special caller tonight, Mr. Fab of Pointless-Drivel and Pointless-Directives fame, who kicked my butt in fantasy football earlier this season, called in with a couple of fantasy questions for T-Love and Big Mike. He had some sit-em, play-em decisions he had to make with regard to Eddie Royal, Roddy White, Joey Galloway, and Brandon Lloyd. He also wanted some thoughts about the various fantasy leagues he’s in, and T-Love and he had some discussion about Yahoo’s league.

Then it was my turn, looking for some advice about T.J. Duckett, Bobby Engram, and Antonio Bryant. Got some good insight into which defense to play as well, Buccaneers vs. Panthers, and I have both teams. They were also incredulous that I was able to pick Chris Cooley up off waivers this week. I hope my opponent wasn’t listening, because they were advising my opponent get rid of Dallas’ defense against Kurt Warner.

On to the NFL games: