It’s not a numbers game, it’s a playas game, Crackah!

Fricking Tide Fans. You don’t hear from them all year, then they want to call and text when they finally beat our Gators. Lame. Big Mike’s household counted 72 text messages from Tide fans. Y’all need to remember what Coach Bryant said: Act like you’ve been there before.
As for Tiger Woods, the best commentary takes [...]

“Lick it, stick it, and send it on its way”

Dear Readers, this is how you tell the difference between winners and losers: Losers place bets because they need the action. Winners know they win because of Game Selection. Successful poker players look for games and players where they have an edge over the majority of the table. Successful sports bettors pick the games where they have an informed opinion that gives them an edge. Recognizing when you no longer possess an edge and stepping away is a sign of maturity.

How da hell can I make my teammates better by practice?

Big Mike went 6 for 8 last week, including the lingerie game. Red-hot, baby, red-hot.

All over college and pro football like stripper dust on a fat man!

T-Love showed!

He took a break from his service as a white slave, long enough to make a few picks for us. Good stuff, good stuff…

Even Kanye West couldn’t stop this show!

T-Love is BACK,  and Big Mike went 75% last week on his NFL picks. All is well in our world.
First, the guys threw down the gauntlet to the Broncos: Chris Simms should be the starter in Denver. Then they expressed their disgust for the Tampa Defense, and advised the fantasy owners that have Cadillac Williams [...]

NFL Week 15: Buffalo chicks are easy

Is T.O. jealous of the man-love between Romo and Whitten? Inquiring minds want to know.
What the hell else were we going to talk about with no college games this weekend?
On to the picks…

NFL
Tampa Bay vs. Atlanta (-3)
T-Love likes Tampa and the points.
Big Mike agrees.
Tennessee vs. Houston (+3.5)
Big Mike takes the Titans and gives up the [...]

NFL Week 14: No bandwagons here

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So, we got in the obligatory jokes about Lois Feldman, the MILF that had sex with a random 26 year old dude in the men’s room during a Minnesota-Iowa football game.
It’s law, we had to do it.
Then we moved on to my new favorite word: Plaxident – when you have an accident doing something incredibly stupid.

On to the NFL:

Vinnie, Kelly Leak, Joey Porter, and Beaners: Quite a show!

Big Mike started the night off with a Bad News Bears reference. I think it went over T-Love’s head, since he wasn’t even born when that movie came out.

Child.

Then we learned how to get a drivers’ license in Colorado. Can’t say Football-Pickers.com doesn’t provide a public service now, can ya?

Big Mike brought us back to football with his mid-season awards:

Phoning it in – the Football-Pickers.com Radio Show

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You may have already guessed that T-Love and Big Mike are not just football fans, they are sports fans. Tonight, we suffered through some gloating over the Tampa Bay Rays dominance of all Sox that are Red before moving on to football.

In the fantasy football segment of the show we discussed the shock that was the Tampa Bay – Carolina game last week,

Another Football-Pickers.com Radio Show Destined for the Internet Radio Hall of Fame

All right! Special caller tonight, Mr. Fab of Pointless-Drivel and Pointless-Directives fame, who kicked my butt in fantasy football earlier this season, called in with a couple of fantasy questions for T-Love and Big Mike. He had some sit-em, play-em decisions he had to make with regard to Eddie Royal, Roddy White, Joey Galloway, and Brandon Lloyd. He also wanted some thoughts about the various fantasy leagues he’s in, and T-Love and he had some discussion about Yahoo’s league.

Then it was my turn, looking for some advice about T.J. Duckett, Bobby Engram, and Antonio Bryant. Got some good insight into which defense to play as well, Buccaneers vs. Panthers, and I have both teams. They were also incredulous that I was able to pick Chris Cooley up off waivers this week. I hope my opponent wasn’t listening, because they were advising my opponent get rid of Dallas’ defense against Kurt Warner.

On to the NFL games: