Ray-Ray vs. Va-Jay-Jay

Big Mike went 4-for-6 last week. Stats for the season are going to be compiled in the next week or two. If they show what I think they’re gonna show, you m-f-ers are gonna have to start paying for this stuff!
Big Mike’s Jackass of the Week: Tyrone Hartsfield, sentenced to life in prison this week. [...]

It’s not a numbers game, it’s a playas game, Crackah!

Fricking Tide Fans. You don’t hear from them all year, then they want to call and text when they finally beat our Gators. Lame. Big Mike’s household counted 72 text messages from Tide fans. Y’all need to remember what Coach Bryant said: Act like you’ve been there before.
As for Tiger Woods, the best commentary takes [...]

The picks are coming, the picks are coming!!

T-Love emailed his picks because he was late to the show. I’ll get the rest of the show notes up shortly, as soon as I finish my preparations for the SEC Championship game!
West Va in a pick em
Cinci +2
UCONN -7.5
Georgia Tech -1
Update:
Tiger jokes abounded! Tiger ain’t no Derek Jeter, that’s for sure…
But, Mike’s Jackass of [...]

Betting on football is like shooting yourself in the testicles

No time for a proper dose of nonsensical, irrelevant, and unfunny humor attempts – straight to the picks (but listen the show, cuz it was funny as usual, including callers wanting to discuss BYU basketball (WTF?) and the Ohio State – Michigan game)!

NFL:
San Diego Chargers vs. Denver Broncos (+3): The line went away right before [...]

“Lick it, stick it, and send it on its way”

Dear Readers, this is how you tell the difference between winners and losers: Losers place bets because they need the action. Winners know they win because of Game Selection. Successful poker players look for games and players where they have an edge over the majority of the table. Successful sports bettors pick the games where they have an informed opinion that gives them an edge. Recognizing when you no longer possess an edge and stepping away is a sign of maturity.

How da hell can I make my teammates better by practice?

Big Mike went 6 for 8 last week, including the lingerie game. Red-hot, baby, red-hot.

All over college and pro football like stripper dust on a fat man!

T-Love showed!

He took a break from his service as a white slave, long enough to make a few picks for us. Good stuff, good stuff…

NFL Week 16: Football-Pickers.com likes Stylez

We had a special guest gambler, Big Mike’s high-roller buddy, Moe, on the show tonight. I think we all agreed Moe was an awesome addition to the show.

The boys kept the chit-chat to a minimum this week and got right into the picks:

NFL

Baltimore vs. Dallas (-4)
T-Love took the Ravens and the 4 points.
Moe agreed.
Big Mike agreed.

New Orleans vs. Detroit (+7)
T-Love goes with the Lions and the points.
Moe liked the over (50.5).
Big Mike took the over and the Saints to cover.

Then everyone agreed that Gruden’s defensive coordinator replacement for Monte Kiffin would be more about Gruden’s ego than the best man for the job.

NFL Week 15: Buffalo chicks are easy

Is T.O. jealous of the man-love between Romo and Whitten? Inquiring minds want to know.
What the hell else were we going to talk about with no college games this weekend?
On to the picks…

NFL
Tampa Bay vs. Atlanta (-3)
T-Love likes Tampa and the points.
Big Mike agrees.
Tennessee vs. Houston (+3.5)
Big Mike takes the Titans and gives up the [...]

NFL Week 14: No bandwagons here

Listen to the radio show here:
So, we got in the obligatory jokes about Lois Feldman, the MILF that had sex with a random 26 year old dude in the men’s room during a Minnesota-Iowa football game.
It’s law, we had to do it.
Then we moved on to my new favorite word: Plaxident – when you have an accident doing something incredibly stupid.

On to the NFL: