Ray-Ray vs. Va-Jay-Jay

Big Mike went 4-for-6 last week. Stats for the season are going to be compiled in the next week or two. If they show what I think they’re gonna show, you m-f-ers are gonna have to start paying for this stuff!
Big Mike’s Jackass of the Week: Tyrone Hartsfield, sentenced to life in prison this week. [...]

It’s not a numbers game, it’s a playas game, Crackah!

Fricking Tide Fans. You don’t hear from them all year, then they want to call and text when they finally beat our Gators. Lame. Big Mike’s household counted 72 text messages from Tide fans. Y’all need to remember what Coach Bryant said: Act like you’ve been there before.
As for Tiger Woods, the best commentary takes [...]

Betting on football is like shooting yourself in the testicles

No time for a proper dose of nonsensical, irrelevant, and unfunny humor attempts – straight to the picks (but listen the show, cuz it was funny as usual, including callers wanting to discuss BYU basketball (WTF?) and the Ohio State – Michigan game)!

NFL:
San Diego Chargers vs. Denver Broncos (+3): The line went away right before [...]

“Lick it, stick it, and send it on its way”

Dear Readers, this is how you tell the difference between winners and losers: Losers place bets because they need the action. Winners know they win because of Game Selection. Successful poker players look for games and players where they have an edge over the majority of the table. Successful sports bettors pick the games where they have an informed opinion that gives them an edge. Recognizing when you no longer possess an edge and stepping away is a sign of maturity.

Larry Johnson should have said “Cocksucker”

Larry Johnson needs to grow up and use big-boy’s bad words. “Fag” is so 16-year-old. If he’d just called everyone “cocksucker”, he’d have a Reebok commercial instead of a 2-week suspension.

How da hell can I make my teammates better by practice?

Big Mike went 6 for 8 last week, including the lingerie game. Red-hot, baby, red-hot.

All over college and pro football like stripper dust on a fat man!

T-Love showed!

He took a break from his service as a white slave, long enough to make a few picks for us. Good stuff, good stuff…

Even Kanye West couldn’t stop this show!

T-Love is BACK,  and Big Mike went 75% last week on his NFL picks. All is well in our world.
First, the guys threw down the gauntlet to the Broncos: Chris Simms should be the starter in Denver. Then they expressed their disgust for the Tampa Defense, and advised the fantasy owners that have Cadillac Williams [...]

You got to hold your football like you hold your lover…

Awesome show last night, even though we labored with the loss of T-Love for the evening. He had something better to do. I think he called it a “job”. Where’s the priorities, man!?!?!?
Regardless, we professed our appreciation for the FSU-Miami game last Monday, then jumped right in:
NCAA:
Colorado at Toledo (+4): Big Mike takes Toledo. Colorado [...]

NFL Week 14: No bandwagons here

Listen to the radio show here:
So, we got in the obligatory jokes about Lois Feldman, the MILF that had sex with a random 26 year old dude in the men’s room during a Minnesota-Iowa football game.
It’s law, we had to do it.
Then we moved on to my new favorite word: Plaxident – when you have an accident doing something incredibly stupid.

On to the NFL: