The home stretch football picks

Of course we had to spew our opinions on Urban Meyer. We don’t care if you’re tired of the whole thing. We have an opinion, a radio show, and a blog. Almost ESPN, right?
Ahem…
Also, Big Mike calls MTV’s Jersey Shore “incredibly wonderful” and reveals he fist-pumps his way through every episode. TMI.
NCAA:
T-Love’s picks, sent last [...]

Still Picking

No show this week, but T-Love sent some picks through the box-like thingy he normally only uses to watch porn:
NFL:
Seattle Seahawks vs. Green Bay Packers (-14):  T-Love likes the Packers and gives up the points.
Kansas City Chiefs vs. Cincinatti Bengals (-13): T-Love likes the Bengals and gives up the points.
Buffalo Bills vs. Atlanta Falcons (-9): [...]

Ray-Ray vs. Va-Jay-Jay

Big Mike went 4-for-6 last week. Stats for the season are going to be compiled in the next week or two. If they show what I think they’re gonna show, you m-f-ers are gonna have to start paying for this stuff!
Big Mike’s Jackass of the Week: Tyrone Hartsfield, sentenced to life in prison this week. [...]

It’s not a numbers game, it’s a playas game, Crackah!

Fricking Tide Fans. You don’t hear from them all year, then they want to call and text when they finally beat our Gators. Lame. Big Mike’s household counted 72 text messages from Tide fans. Y’all need to remember what Coach Bryant said: Act like you’ve been there before.
As for Tiger Woods, the best commentary takes [...]

The picks are coming, the picks are coming!!

T-Love emailed his picks because he was late to the show. I’ll get the rest of the show notes up shortly, as soon as I finish my preparations for the SEC Championship game!
West Va in a pick em
Cinci +2
UCONN -7.5
Georgia Tech -1
Update:
Tiger jokes abounded! Tiger ain’t no Derek Jeter, that’s for sure…
But, Mike’s Jackass of [...]

Betting on football is like shooting yourself in the testicles

No time for a proper dose of nonsensical, irrelevant, and unfunny humor attempts – straight to the picks (but listen the show, cuz it was funny as usual, including callers wanting to discuss BYU basketball (WTF?) and the Ohio State – Michigan game)!

NFL:
San Diego Chargers vs. Denver Broncos (+3): The line went away right before [...]

“Lick it, stick it, and send it on its way”

Dear Readers, this is how you tell the difference between winners and losers: Losers place bets because they need the action. Winners know they win because of Game Selection. Successful poker players look for games and players where they have an edge over the majority of the table. Successful sports bettors pick the games where they have an informed opinion that gives them an edge. Recognizing when you no longer possess an edge and stepping away is a sign of maturity.

Larry Johnson should have said “Cocksucker”

Larry Johnson needs to grow up and use big-boy’s bad words. “Fag” is so 16-year-old. If he’d just called everyone “cocksucker”, he’d have a Reebok commercial instead of a 2-week suspension.

Living with our picks

Tempting fate, we went out on a limb and pointed out some solid performances the last few weeks, and how we post our picks online and how you can go back and verify our picks in the show archives anytime you want, whereas the talk show weenies do not. Expect us to go 0-11 this [...]

How da hell can I make my teammates better by practice?

Big Mike went 6 for 8 last week, including the lingerie game. Red-hot, baby, red-hot.