Warren Sapp Does Not Win Dancing With The Stars

Warren Sapp was the final contestant eliminated as total hot MILF Brooke Burke won Dancing with the Stars last evening.

Rumor has it Warren was offended by Brooke’s final performance, which earned her a perfect score of 30, and in his post-show interview he called her a classless dirtbag.** She was supposed to take a knee, what with being ahead and all.

** I may have this mixed up with the time he called Urban Meyer a classless dirtbag.

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