“Lick it, stick it, and send it on its way”
Posted on | November 7, 2009 by Just Plain Tim
Well, we didn’t get 30 second into the show before the words “junk” and “masturbate” were used. We also discovered at the minute mark the domain name Big Mike can’t believe he didn’t of first.
And you thought we were obsessed with just football.
Big Mike had his first losing week last week, going 4 for 9. Not bad after 9 weeks into the season. Bet none of you folks have done much better. He also said he’s going to stay away from the college picks this week because he’s in a slump.
Dear Readers, this is how you tell the difference between winners and losers: Losers place bets because they need the action. Winners know they win because of Game Selection. Successful poker players look for games and players where they have an edge over the majority of the table. Successful sports bettors pick the games where they have an informed opinion that gives them an edge. Recognizing when you no longer possess an edge and stepping away is a sign of maturity.
Try to remember that, you degenerate gambling addicts.
Also, Big Mike’s (Cliff Clavin) Jackass of the Week: Kevin Michael Crocilla, USPS, delivering mail drunk, blows a .26 when stopped by the police. Jackass.
Then the Hamburglar called in and we discussed the likelihood of Hot Dog calling in. I won. We should have put money on it.
Bastards made me listen to a couple minutes of high school football. Grumble, mumble, grumble.
Throughout the show various discussions covered Coach Jon Gruden, Josh Dumeil, Fergie, and Padma Lakshmi. The breadth and width of this show sometimes… Big Mike also admitted to spending an inordinate amount of time around youth sports. Frankly, Big Mike spends more time at youth sports complexes than a Catholic priest spends with altar boys.
NCAA Picks
Colorado State vs. UNLV (-2>: Hamburglar offered an opinion on the game between these two 3-6 powerhouses, picking CSU to win straight up. T-Love went with CSU and the points.
South Carolina vs. Arkansas (-7): T-Love takes South Carolina and the points.
BYU vs. Wyoming (+14): T-Love takes Wyoming and the points.
LSU vs. Alabama (-8): T-Love takes LSU and the points.
Ohio State vs. Penn State (-3.5): T-Love takes Penn State and gives up the points.
Florida State vs. Clemson (-8): T-Love takes Clemson and gives up the points.
NFL Picks
Baltimore vs. cincinnati (+3): T-Love took the over (43.5 pts). Big takes the Ravens and gives up the points.
Green Bay vs. Tampa Bay (+9.5): T-Love takes Packers and gives up the points. Big Mike agrees.
Carolina vs. New Orleans (-13): T-Love takes the Saints and gives up the points. Big went the other way, taking the Panthers and the points.
Dallas vs. Philadelphia (-3): T-Love takes the Eagles and gives up the points. Big Mike takes the Cowboys and the points.
Kansas City vs. Jacksonville (-6.5): Big Mike takes the Jaguars and gives up the points.
Houston vs. Indianapolis (-9): Big Mike takes the Texans and the points.
Washington vs. Atlanta (-10): Big Mike takes the Falcons and gives up the points.
Arizona vs. Chicago (-3): Big Mike takes the Cardinals and the points.
Miami vs. New England (-10.5): Big Mike takes the Dolphins and the points, in a shocker to me.
Detroit vs. Seattle (-10): Big Mike takes the Lions and the points.
Tennessee vs. San Francisco (-4): Big Mike takes the 49ers and gives up the points.
San Diego vs. NY Giants (-5): Big Mike takes the Chargers and the points.
Pittsburgh vs. Denver (+3): T-Love takes the Steelers and gives up the points. Big Mikes takes the Broncos and the points.
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