Vinnie, Kelly Leak, Joey Porter, and Beaners: Quite a show!
Posted on | November 15, 2008 by Just Plain Tim
Big Mike started the night off with a Bad News Bears reference. I think it went over T-Love’s head, since he wasn’t even born when that movie came out.
Child.
Then we learned how to get a drivers’ license in Colorado. Can’t say Football-Pickers.com doesn’t provide a public service now, can ya?
Big Mike brought us back to football with his mid-season awards:
Coach of the Year: Samurai Mike Singetary. Takes a man to drop trou’ in a roomful of men.
QB of the Year: Daunte Culpepper. Win one game, he’s a hero.
Agent of the Year: Daunte Culpepper
Running Back of the Year: Tatum Bell. Selling cell phones on Saturday, playing in the NFL on Monday. Only in America.
Linebacker of the Year: Joey Porter. Big Mike thinks J-Peazy should just come out of the closet.
NCAA:
Oklahoma State vs. Colorado (+17.5)
T-Love: Oklahoma covers.
Big Mike: Agreed.
South Carolina vs. Florida (-22.5)
Big Mike: Take the Cocks and the points.
T-Love: Florida covers.
Some good discussion ensued regarding sports-betting theory.
Mississippi State vs. Alabama (-22)
T-Love: Takes MSU and the points.
Big Mike: Takes Alabama to cover.
Georgia vs. Auburn (+8.5)
Big Mike: Take Georgia to cover. Auburn is a bad team.
T-Love: Agreed.
Troy State vs. LSU (-18)
T-Love: T-Love thinks LSU will bully Troy. Take LSU and give up the points.
Big-Mike: No Pick.
New Mexico vs. Colorado State (+1)
T-Love: Colorado State.
Big Mike: No Pick.
North Carolina vs. Maryland (+3)
Big Mike: Confidence pick of the week –> Carolina
T-Love: No Pick.
Is Butch Davis going to Tennessee? Big Mike thinks so.
On to the NFL:
Big Mike also reported that Warren Sapp called out former Buccaneer-teammate Keyshawn Johnson on Inside the NFL:
“Me, watch Keyshawn on an interior decorating show? Keyshawn, I knew you were a bitch. And thanks for making it all clear.”
He also referred everyone to Jemele Hill’s blog, who said the following:
“I think — and most men agree — that calling a man a bitch is the worst thing you could ever
say to a man. The second worst thing you could do is call a man’s momma a bitch. No. 3 might be calling a man a bitch in front of his friends. Actually, now that I think about it, No. 3, supercedes No. 2. …
… If I’m Key, we couldn’t handle it like gentlemen, we’d have to get into some gangsta shit.”
Houston vs. Indianapolis (-8)
Big Mike: Take the Colts to cover.
T-Love: Agreed
Arizona vs. Seattle (+3)
T-Love: Take the Cards to cover.
Big Mike: Agreed.
New Orleans vs. Kansas City (+5.5)
Big Mike: Take the Chiefs and the points.
T-Love: No pick.
Minnesota vs. Tampa Bay (-4)
T-Love: Likes Tampa Bay to cover.
Big Mike: Takes the Vikings and the points.
Tennessee vs. Jacksonville (+3)
T-Love: Take the Titans in a pick-em teaser and under 42.5.
Big Mike: No pick
Detroit vs. Carolina (-14)
Big Mike: Take the Lions and the points.
T-Love: No pick.
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