Tonight’s radio show: Giddy for Gators
Posted on | November 7, 2008 by Just Plain Tim
T-Love opened the show a self-satisfying story of giving a Georgia fan the gator chomp on a Denver highway this week.
Then Big Mike gave a blow job to report on Brady Quinn. Big Mike loves him some Mighty Quinn.
Then it turned into Jay Cutler slam hour. I said it on-air and now in print: You can’t fix douche.
We also had a couple callers this week: BEMAC called and Big Mike reported that he played Ray Rice last week against his advice, and Rice performed for BEMAC. Maybe we should have BEMAC swap places with Big Mike?
Hmmm….
Also, Caller Josh checked in to gloat about Florida, and Big Mike laid into him over some non-football stuff that doesn’t matter to anyone besides Big Mike. Even Josh doesn’t give a crap that Big Mike got shorted an order of fries. But damn, that was some funny shit!
“Unemployment is at a 24-year high and you can’t find one person to put an order of fries in a brown paper bag?”
It was a Joe Pesci moment. They always fuck you at the drive-thru.
We also got hear about the funniest bet we’ve heard of in a while: Someone in a fantasy league is getting kicked in the nuts for losing a bet. Hopefully, we’ll have the video for you next week.
On to the picks…
NFL:
Tennessee vs. Chicago (+3)
Big Mike: Take the Titans to cover.
T-Love: Take the teaser. Get Tennessee in a pick ‘em and under 42 pts. Tom explained how Teasers work on the air, and hopefully he’ll give us an article in the near future.
Jacksonville vs. Detroit (+6.5)
Big Mike: Put all your money on Detroit. Take the under (44.5)
T-Love: Hates Jax but is going to take them to cover. Likes the under also. Doesn’t see Daunte Culpepper delivering after only 3 days on the team. He also reported at Mike Peterson of the Jags is in hot water for insubordination and may get cut.
Carolina vs. Oakland (+9.5)
T-Love: Likes Carolina to cover the spread.
Big Mike: No pick.
Green Bay vs. Minnesota (-2.5)
T-Love : Green Bay and the points.
Big Mike: Minnesota.
St. Louis vs. NY Jets (-9)
T-Love: Likes St. Louis getting 9 points.
Big Mike: Agreed.
NY Giants vs. Philadelphia (-3)
T-Love: Gives a post show recommendation to take the Giants +3.
NCAA:
Alabama vs. LSU (+3.5)
T-Love: Liked LSU to win outright when he thought the game was at night. When informed that the game was at 3:30, he liked LSU to beat the spread. He also likes the over (48).
Big Mike: Nick Saban is a coaching genius. Take Alabama and the over.
Oklahoma vs. Texas A&M (+27)
Big Mike: Oklahoma.
T-Love: Oklahoma.
Baylor vs. Texas (-27)
T-Love: Texas.
Big Mike: Texas.
Florida vs. Vanderbilt (+24)
T-Love: Florida is beating better teams by more than 24 right now. Take Florida and give up the points. He also disturbed us with a revelation that explains why he doesn’t have any girlfriends.
Big Mike: Florida, I think.
Colorado State vs. Air Force (-10.5)
T-Love: Colorado State plays tough, take CS and the points.
Big Mike: Agreed.
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