Warren Sapp Does Not Win Dancing With The Stars

Warren Sapp was the final contestant eliminated as total hot MILF Brooke Burke won Dancing with the Stars last evening.

Rumor has it Warren was offended by Brooke’s final performance, which earned her a perfect score of 30, and in his post-show interview he called her a classless dirtbag.** She was supposed to take a knee, what with being ahead and all.

** I may have this mixed up with the time he called Urban Meyer a classless dirtbag.

All the college and pro football games fit to pick

I got to brag a little about my recent fantasy performance on this show. After an 0-3 and 1-4 start, my team now sits at 6-5 and I am in the playoff bracket with 2 weeks to go.

Knock on wood for me, y’all.

We got to work Samurai Mike’s trou’-droppin’ into the conversation. Again. We’re gonna ride that horse till it drops.

The guys advised me to play Romo over Manning because Romo is playing the 49ers. Not sure I’m going to take that advice. But Romo still has a splint on his finger, so I may not take that advice.

Vinnie, Kelly Leak, Joey Porter, and Beaners: Quite a show!

Big Mike started the night off with a Bad News Bears reference. I think it went over T-Love’s head, since he wasn’t even born when that movie came out.

Child.

Then we learned how to get a drivers’ license in Colorado. Can’t say Football-Pickers.com doesn’t provide a public service now, can ya?

Big Mike brought us back to football with his mid-season awards:

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T-Love opened the show a self-satisfying story of giving a Georgia fan the gator chomp on a Denver highway this week.

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