FLORIDA GATORS VS MIAMI HURRICANES

Posted on | September 5, 2008 by T-Love

God this is going to be good. During the radio show I was a little hesitant about giving advice to bet on this game. I couldn’t sleep, I got out of bed to write this one, I just can’t stand it anymore: The Gators will blow The Hurricanes out. I don’t see how anyone can think that this game will be close.

Randy Shannon played 21 true freshmen last week in their opener and all signs point to Coach Shannon keeping that philosophy this week. Miami is young, very young. To think that there is any defense in the nation that can hold down Florida’s offense is ridiculous. Florida has by far the fastest offense in the nation. They are filled with playmakers on offense. Last week Miami rotated five true freshmen on their defensive line, three in their defensive secondary and two at linebacker. It looks like you can expect more of the same this week in The Swamp because in the words of Randy Shannon, “They have to play, we don’t have the numbers not to play the young guys. They are our second team guys. They are the guys that are going to help us win.” Well Randy, NOT THIS WEEK!!!

Now lets me talk about Tampa’s own, Robert Marve. This kid will be making his first start at quarterback on the college level in The Swamp. That’s like a 17 year old kid losing his virginity to Jenna Jamison in her prime… He’s gonna blow it real fast, everybody watch out! Marve has shown nothing but immaturity since the day he arrived on campus. He has had run-ins, or should I say runaways with the law, and still has not shown the responsibility level it takes to take his one game suspension last week with his mouth shut. Maybe he and his dad were just upset that Shannon didn’t make it two games because they didn’t want a national T.V. audience to witness him blowing his load? Could you imagine that, having a national T.V. audience watch as a 17 year old kid loses his virginity to a pre-methamphetamines Jenna???

I think it’s a fair comparison.

Look for The Gators to embarrass the kid, look for The Gators to put up 49 or more points, and in order for the Canes to beat the spread they would have to put up 26 points… Do you really think the virgin can last in a Swamp?

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